Katie's Pickup Lines

My Favorite Lines...

• You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!
• I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
• Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot!
• Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven?
• Can I borrow 50 cents? I told my mom I'd call her when I met the man of my dreams.
• Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.
• Was your dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
• Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
• Can I take your picture? I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas!
• Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
• My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
• I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
• It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm checking you out!
• If a star fell from the sky everytime I thought about you, the sky would be black at night.
• Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? So my fingers can fit there!
• I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boyfriend.
• If I were a gardener, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
• Are you wearing spaceman underwear? Because your butt is out of this world!
• Did you just poot? Because you just blew me away!

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